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19 January 2008

2 SWF’s looking to unload a roommate.

-He is: Single (for obvious reasons).  Mid-twenties (although acts like he is mid-teens).

Hobbies: Sleeping all day long and setting an alarm for 3pm.  Said alarm goes off for at least 3 hours before he grumbles and stumbles out of his room to the toilet for the next 45 minutes.   He also likes to cook and leaves evidence of this by leaving his plates, dishes, pots, pans, and food out all over the counter…for DAYS!

Jobs: We believe he teaches English but not sure when between his schedule of smoking pot (in the living room) and surfing the internet from 8pm-6am (no joke).

Perks: You will get to meet several of his friends as he tends to bring drunk males home to sleep on the couch.  Often, he leaves notes: “This is Blah-blah. He was too drunk to go home last night.  He is harmless.  If he is bothering you, wake him up and tell him to go home.  Thank you, Roommates Name, 4.30am, January 19, 2007 AD.”  Another perk, he likes to walk around without a shirt on.  This is something that can’t be explained.  You just have to see it for yourself.

Cost: Um, we could actually pay you to take him.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. 20 January 2008 8:31 am

    that sounds AWFUL!

  2. Erin permalink
    25 January 2008 6:39 pm

    Sold!

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