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Caught: Getting it on

28 April 2009

It’s not common that you hear of break-ins at local elementary schools.  But, last night, my school’s boundaries were breached.

Late night sensors went off alerting our resident security guard of a disturbance in the English Mega Town.  As he went up to check it out, he found the intruders: two half clothed university students getting busy on the couch on which I often sit and read, “The Very Hungry Caterpillar.”

Authorities question why the couple didn’t spring for one of the many love motels that charge by the hour or the DVD bang the provides background cinematic entertainment.

The lovas were released after a brief sex-ed advisory.

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